Ho jess, hhhwat can hi say, hi loff Penelope Cruz han hi don care hhwat ju tink! OK so she slipped a bit when she hitched up with Tom, but that was just cuz they had matching last names. And in the ongoing tradition of BBOTM, I did have a run in with PC one time in person. She was at the Toronto Film Festival and I walked by her (within a few feet) as I was going in to see the Gala presentation of "Head in the Clouds". But she was being interviewed, and she was distracted, and sadly, our moment never materialized. But I'm still hoping!

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